1. 2 weeks ago 
    New scarf from the match tonight! Great game and fireworks show! #RSL #RSLSwag #ForClubAndCountry #USMNT

    New scarf from the match tonight! Great game and fireworks show! #RSL #RSLSwag #ForClubAndCountry #USMNT

     
  2. 2 weeks ago 

    So this just happened! I kinda went nuts once it went in and I let go of the record button so I could continue my craziness. @realsaltlake #ElMaestro #JaviMorales #RSLvNWE (at Rio Tinto Stadium)

  3. 3 weeks ago 
    BBQ sauce can only mean one thing: Jake’s Super Awesome Pulled Pork Sammiches! Just a bummer I can’t find Guinness Bullseye anymore… #GuyFieri #GetchaCookOn #GuysLearnToCookForYourLady (when applicable) #TrustMeOnThis

    BBQ sauce can only mean one thing: Jake’s Super Awesome Pulled Pork Sammiches! Just a bummer I can’t find Guinness Bullseye anymore… #GuyFieri #GetchaCookOn #GuysLearnToCookForYourLady (when applicable) #TrustMeOnThis

     
  4. 1 month ago 
    Just me and some of the team! #letsdomore #OldNavy #9348 #WhiteTeesAndDenim #GapInc (at Station Park Old Navy)

    Just me and some of the team! #letsdomore #OldNavy #9348 #WhiteTeesAndDenim #GapInc (at Station Park Old Navy)

     
  5. 1 month ago 

    Though I stink at the timing, you can still catch the greatest walk-up music ever! #April26th1992 #Sublime #Love ThatTune #IProbablyStinkAtInstagramVideo #SaltLakeBees (at Smith’s Ballpark)

  6. 1 month ago 
    Talking about the #BeeHealthy initiative, which is sponsored, part, by Dunkin’ Donuts. Speechless. #UtahLogic #SportsLogic #IJustWannaWatchSomeBaseball (at Smith’s Ballpark)

    Talking about the #BeeHealthy initiative, which is sponsored, part, by Dunkin’ Donuts. Speechless. #UtahLogic #SportsLogic #IJustWannaWatchSomeBaseball (at Smith’s Ballpark)

     
  7. 1 month ago 
    Gorgeous, but hot, night for some baseball!!! First game we’ve had a chance to take in this year! And they’re giving out free Bees water bottles! #FreeSwag #SaltLakeBees #SLCvMEM (at Smith’s Ballpark)

    Gorgeous, but hot, night for some baseball!!! First game we’ve had a chance to take in this year! And they’re giving out free Bees water bottles! #FreeSwag #SaltLakeBees #SLCvMEM (at Smith’s Ballpark)

     
  8. Notes: 1 / 1 month ago 
    Some homemade biscuits to go with bacon, eggs, and from-scratch gravy! Though, my #SouthernRoots are chastising me for using coconut oil instead of Crisco in the biscuits…

    Some homemade biscuits to go with bacon, eggs, and from-scratch gravy! Though, my #SouthernRoots are chastising me for using coconut oil instead of Crisco in the biscuits…

     
  9. 1 month ago 
    My new weapon of destruction! Never thought I’d enjoy edging and trimming so much hahahahaha 

And of course some great tunes to go along with our #YardworkFriday #CraftsmanC3 #Spotify #CreepingDeath #Metallica #IGetAround #Tupac

    My new weapon of destruction! Never thought I’d enjoy edging and trimming so much hahahahaha

    And of course some great tunes to go along with our #YardworkFriday #CraftsmanC3 #Spotify #CreepingDeath #Metallica #IGetAround #Tupac

     
  10. 1 month ago 
    Sooooooooooo basically any time my brothers or exes called me a ‘cock’, they weren’t lying… #Bazinga

    Sooooooooooo basically any time my brothers or exes called me a ‘cock’, they weren’t lying… #Bazinga

     
  11. 1 month ago 
    I laid a divorcee in New York City
I had to put up some kind of fight
The lady then she covered me in roses
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind

Some good ol’ Stones on the drive home. #HonkyTonkWomen #SongLyricSunday #OneOfMyManySpotifyPlaylists

    I laid a divorcee in New York City
    I had to put up some kind of fight
    The lady then she covered me in roses
    She blew my nose and then she blew my mind

    Some good ol’ Stones on the drive home. #HonkyTonkWomen #SongLyricSunday #OneOfMyManySpotifyPlaylists

     
  12. 2 months ago 
    THIS is hail done UT style. Looks like pieces of Styrofoam falling from the sky like rain…but in colder temps that are not cold enough to make it snow. #madness

    THIS is hail done UT style. Looks like pieces of Styrofoam falling from the sky like rain…but in colder temps that are not cold enough to make it snow. #madness

     
  13. 2 months ago 
    Just before graduation. May ‘00. Trying to do my best #AlBundyPose #tbt

    Just before graduation. May ‘00. Trying to do my best #AlBundyPose #tbt

     
  14. 2 months ago 
    Senior Trip. April of ‘00. Since then, #WaahingtonDC is still one of the best and most beautiful places I’ve visited. Especially when the cherry blossoms start blooming. #tbt

    Senior Trip. April of ‘00. Since then, #WaahingtonDC is still one of the best and most beautiful places I’ve visited. Especially when the cherry blossoms start blooming. #tbt

     
  15. 2 months ago 
    Me and my papaw. Would be Thanksgiving or Christmas…between ‘01 and ‘02. Funnily enough, I forgot that pair of sunglasses at their house and my papaw kept and wore ‘em for years before he lost ‘em hahahahaha #tbt

    Me and my papaw. Would be Thanksgiving or Christmas…between ‘01 and ‘02. Funnily enough, I forgot that pair of sunglasses at their house and my papaw kept and wore ‘em for years before he lost ‘em hahahahaha #tbt

     
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